I don’t think he’s been deaged, looks like much better lighting, airbrushing(either irl or digital), and better sleep lmao. He’s never been on my radar though no matter how much he puts into his looks so I don’t get his appeal. Good thing he’s got money tho, otherwise no one would’ve BRED with him.
cw: me and my own dumbass take on these brainworms. Keep in mind I’m tired and silly and don’t actually want to bang politicians, I mean, unless they were actually cool, or I was fleecing them or strictly business, and by business I mean revolution.
Will say that Vance is handsome, to me, as a bottom who likes MEN, but not necessarily Chad chaderson, but like handsome, proportional, outdoorsy, yet nerdy, chonkers, that can at least match, if not exceed my, uh, length and or girth.( Just so my Fed handlers who control a little bit of my algo know so they can find the perfect partner to sabotage me with) BUT knowing who he is as a candidate, which forms how I know him, ruins it. Completely. If waltz was chill after a long convo and a few too many beers , then Vance could watch as he fucked the couch. Not into much much older men though so I wouldn’t be able to look at him during. Guess it’d have to be me, Walt’s from behind and then Vance staring at me as I stare back, as he forcefully dominates the cuck furniture. like I have no idea if it has to be a couch or if a recliner could work. Maybe a futon? IDK doesn’t matter, every universe where Vance is a detestable human being, he watches, simple as.
Have not watched the debate at all. But just the vibes I get from either of them in the media rn
nicotine poisoning headaches
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That’s what those were… Mainly got a little barfy feeling though. It’s been like a week without a vape and I feel pretty normal again. NGL I know the nic high will hit super good after having taken a day or two unintentional TB before. Might just restrict my nic to hookah or blunt wraps. But also might still try to be completely sober, but the weed seems to even me out. So IDK.
Schrodingers horny poster here. Only stop fucking to watch other people ( who you love and enjoy watching) fuck, as you get ready for round 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9… Etc. you’ll know when to stop when there’s enough soreness. But also maybe learn to push past your limits? Never stop fucking space buckaroo.
Please censor all offending photos, not at all to stimulate the horny center. Imo opinion blurry / pixelated work best but big black censoring is definitely where it’s at too. Now that that’s out of the way, feel free to ‘goon’ over positive concepts like love and acceptance, but never actually think about s3x itself. To be the bestest not s3x haver you gotta reconfigure your input for your output, if you know what I mean. Also learn to stretch out that prison wallet, if we’re being good not s3x havers then we have no need for stimulation of our dangly bit, so get to work using a non phallic device to desensitize our self storage compartment so that we may only use it for smuggling things like buttered popcorn into a theater without succumbing to the temptation of mental and bodily weakness that is gooning. And then more than likely gooning itself will cease to be, only now a faint memory. Now you’ll be able to serve your girlfriend and your shared boyfriend without thinking about silly things like s3x and can hold onto things like a camera, noise cancelling headphones, lube, tripod, and whatever else your heart desires, all in service to love and consideration, and to be the bestest walking talking meat purse there ever was.
QUACK!!!
weakest goon material ever. Either head back to the goon caves for regoonification, or simply becum a sexless republican that goes awooga over Booba and blow up doll mouf. Make actual inspired goontactular art, or leave your anti-woke goon mitts off of badass heroines and their sacred franchises. (Trying to circle the bit around arguments against Mary Sue shoehorning that the hogs still can’t stop complaining about, meanwhile they had decades of homoerotic greased up Ubermench to fawn over and shape themselves around, both ways ;3)
wobbefet (idk how it’s spelled)
Yum yum trash. Mmmhm mm
Yelling timber
Swing em
Shidding* (out of your doo doo azz)
Where does santorum, aka shim, aka shum, fit into this diagram of cum and other bodily excretions. Somewhere on the z axis?
And apartied in Isreal (12 days of Christmas wormed its way into my brain reading your comment)
May this bacon. How I’ve missed you(not really, I never got used to using homerow and type like some sort of shitty pianist)
Better not be, because I totally get it. Feels like cheating though when I try to outpace one in my imaginary race that they’re unknowingly participating in; pedaling my damnedest with a $100 pos bike with broken gear teeth, no lights, no reflectors, and fucked up brakes that I ended up just disengaging permanently.