Sure. How much do the alternatives cost?

It’s all well and good to cry for getting rid of XYZ, but if there’s no good alternative (or in this case, cheap), it’s just not going to happen.

I really like subway, it’s about the only place you can get chipotle sauce in the UK. Used to go there every week.

That said, I haven’t bought it in about a year. The prices have gone up to the point where I feel like I’m spending insanely irresponsibly if I’m not buying the absolute cheapest food, and Subway is no exception. The stress of knowing I spent far too much on something far outweighs any enjoyment it might provide.

It makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

Twitter was valued at 44 Billion, prior to getting Elon’d. Reddit was a similarly gargantuan site (Arguably, the Big Four sites were Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and Reddit), so even if its’ users were famously worth the least of any users on major media sites, it being worth something in the lower billions checks out.

Wait, you can send envoys to neighbors? How?

Like 50 of them spawn every single month

By and large the main way they’re a threat is either by immediately rushing and ganking anyone that leaves the fortress, or against my actual military, then they simply use the Extreme Russian method of throwing so many units at one person that that person passes out from over-exertion and can be killed by the 20th opponent of the fight

I swear to god if these bats had their population tracked like any of the surface civilizations I’d have wiped all of them out ten times over (although what really annoys me is that the World Map says I’m at peace with the bastards)

Lizardfolk Ancestral Guardian Barbarian
Kalashtar Echo Knight Fighter
Tabaxi Draconic Sorcerer (Main Character, in an affectionate way)
Aarakocra Eloquence Bard (Actually the most prone to putting their foot in their mouth, but they cute their way out of consequences)
Half-elf Shepherd Druid

I was playing a Leonin Artificer, but I died literally just last session. Ate a full round of attacks from a hydra which got me to 2hp and then the fighter scoring the killing blow caused the floor to collapse, dealing 10 bludgeoning damage and knocking everyone unconscious for 10 minutes so I couldn’t get help on the death saves

I have had to check it twice ever since the beginning of this fiasco. Both times for information on the Ukraine war, seeing as despite it being designated for shitposts, NCD is consistently faster than even the actual news outlets in reporting new developments on the war

Doubt it. I think this guy wants control of Russia.

I strongly advise you not to give Prighozin the benefit of the doubt- he’s a HUGE Nazi, and has the tattoos to prove it (plus he literally named Wagner after… well, Wagner. Hitler’s favourite musician).

Best case here is mutual destruction of russian leadership.

I don’t want to jump the gun, this could easily be Russian misinformation and logic dictates that I should treat it as such until we’ve got a hard confirmation, but PLEASE let this be real. Wagner and Russia engaging in infighting now would be absolutely perfect. I want the counteroffensive to have every edge it can get, and this would be one hell of an edge.

I have a good option here: Dairy.

Basically, your body can only produce so much Lactase (the thing that breaks down Lactose) at a time. Lactose intolerant people barely produce any Lactase, which is why eating a tiny bit of cheese is OK for them, but they’ll explosively shit themselves if they have a glass of milk.

Anyways, you have a lactase limit, time to find it. An added bonus of this strategy is that your options are a bit more varied: You can load up on cheeses, milkshakes, cream puffs, cheesecake. Regular old milk has the most lactose though, so if you want to shit yourself plentifully and violently, bring a ton of that (and whatever other foods you want, the milk will do the work here). Just don’t try and chug a whole gallon of milk in under 20 minutes, you’ll vomit because it will dilute your stomach acid until instead of digesting it, it’ll curdle in your stomach.

Oh, quadruple-digit killcount! Haven’t seen that since Bakhmut! (Have missed a few of these posts switching to Kbin) With any luck that means that Ukraine has punched into somewhere that isn’t being covered with artillery. Could be big.