Actually, this is a misunderstanding.
The median American doesn’t eat anything at all, having achieved a state of true enlightenment and oneness with all living things they persist purely on the spiritual energies of heaven and earth supplemented by the occasional drop of morning dew.
Burger Georg who accidentally achieved enheaviment instead and consumes over 200M tonnes of ground beef patties and deep fryer grease daily is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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