Arkansaw

Slab Bulkhead

Fridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

Littering and, uh…

Littering and, uh…

Littering and, uh…

Rhetorical outlaw

Ideological warrior

Cognitive revolutionary

Cultural assassin

Whatever thematically invokes violence but doesn’t require me to stand up. That’s what I’m about.

The prosecution now presents evidence. Evidence to make the defendant go (to prison).

“My paper was not approved for publication. I have no honour.”

He just got his official DEI Expert certification, too.

If he starts hopping I’m gonna assume he’s gone full Jiangshi.

Prodigy has a lot of fanwank, but I’m just fine with that because youth programming is supposed to be easily digested and simple fun.

I thought S2 was great. Especially the return of you-know-who.

Yeah, what’s the point of a turn-based battle system if you have to rush?

Though I never bother with the card game in FFIX either. Even in FFVIII, it was just for the items.

Self-cringe is the cost of personal growth. I am happy to pay it, and I’m glad you do too.

I thought something was weird when her coffee mug said “Don’t talk to me until I’ve killed Tuvix”

Oh my god, that many events? They must be putting him on some nightmare chemical regiment to keep that up.

For the love of god, just let him die.

Funny how they still fight to keep cannabis illegal in places, but there’s never any question of how accessible alcohol is.

It sucks and I’m sorry. But even being aware of the pattern while you’re in it means that you’ve made some progress.

I wish you the best, comrade.

his power is maximum

I knew something was sus when they added the “Set Age of Consent: 0-99” setting.

Dog : What the fuck is that?

Mickey : It’s me Bren gun.

Dog : Couldn’t you have thought of something more practical?

Funny how Calvin’s dad was sometimes correct, and sometimes he would just spout nonsense when Calvin asked him a basic question. Original Troll Dad.