There was this legendary comment on reddit to a thread asking people what would their plan be if they were immortal and got milion dollars, but there was a superintelligent immortal snail also with milion dollars who would want to kill them. I was trying to find it but as far as I can tell OP removed it. Does anyone here have it and could post it here by any chance?
YOU DID OH NO SNAIL
YOU SET ME STRAIGHT (sobbing)
Ok
Oh
I hope The Snail finds you on your wedding day, with that attitude.
I put the snail in a metal box and threw it down an abandoned well in Bolivia. I’m all set.
WAIT I WAS SO WRONG SNAIL IS SUPREME I Am sorry