• Vilian@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.

    bruh, lmao!

  • grue@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 year ago

    I’m so happy to find out that Randall Munroe is one of us.

  • Pxtl@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    He wants the harpoon from snow crash.

    I want the stickers.

    And the shockwave projector.

  • sentinelthesalty@lemmy.world
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    No, spikes aren’t permanent enough, drivers can just move them tot he side or cover them to pass over them. We should plant Czech Hedgehogs and Dragon’s teeth on out roads!

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      1 year ago

      I think people are just confused on how that would actually work, it’s like boomers staring at a roundabout thinking it’s making traffic worse. People are so used to congested streets with cars that looking at the example probably gives them anxiety thinking about navigating it.

      • cerement@slrpnk.net
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        1 year ago

        saw a comment a couple days ago – “You are not stuck in traffic. You ARE traffic.”

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    Sure, just throw tires spikes on the road. Let’s have people buy more tires, and trash the (what used to be good) tires into a landfill. Yeah that’ll show them drivers

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      1 year ago

      Something tells me that people don’t want to drive somewhere that has road spikes on the ground.

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        1 year ago

        Now I’m imagining the city hiring armored trucks with spike-plows and police escort, clearing spikes from the most important lanes after car-haters have scattered huge quantities everywhere.