Can’t go wrong with pizza.

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

Pez. Cherry flavored pez

Probably my late grandmas “Shepherds Pie”. Lightly ground beef, mashed potatoes, carrots, corn, and some other veggies and stuff I can’t remember baked together as a casserole. The most major difference from a traditional shepherds pie though is it’s topped with a layer of tater tots.

It’s gluttonous as fuck but it’s delicious.

This is assuming I’m given it though, fuck having to cook that for the rest of my life.

Lasagna! So effin good.

Alfredo Pasta. Never gets old

Surf and turf

Probably sinigang. With lots of daikon radish and mustard greens. And there is of course rice because you can’t have sinigang without rice. They go together.

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Let’s assume I don’t get tremendously fat… I’d pick southern biscuits and sausage gravy.

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?