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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • Always on VPN, no Facebook/ Twitter/ reddit.

    No chromium browsers, no Google account. No youtube account. Adblocks on. I use a hardened Linux OS on my main machine, do all internet browsing in a VM spoofed like a desktop from 2015. Live in the woods 20 minutes from a town of <1k. Have tripwire alarms on my trails. Very limited internet(more circumstantial) so I download anything bigger than an app on public wifi(over VPN.)

    Hat lined with tinfoil. Think only about 90’s pop music constantly incase tinfoil fails me. They’ll never get me buried treas----

    Your call’s late, big mistake You’ve gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Next time, read my mind and I’ll be good to you We’re gift-wrapped kitty cats We’re only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let’s go, Eskimo Out into the blue

    Come take my hand Understand that you can You’re my man and I need you tonight Come make my dreams Honey hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie, I

    I’m just a love machine Feeding my fantasy Give me a kiss or three And I’m fine I need a squeeze a day Instead of this negligee What will the neighbours say This time