“How JD Vance’s favourite magic the gathering card could reveal his dark political ambitions”
Liberals will read tarot cards before they read Marx
Yeah it’s a pretty cool card though.
Mfs thought they could fix necropotence 🤭😂🤣
A more modern, but similar story: Treasure cruise.
Oh it’s brainstorm?
Yeah but you gotta dredge 7
That’s just brainstorm with extra stepsActually it’s ancestral recall, not brainstorm
great card theory, big insights for serious political analysts
Politics are just like my treats!
The only good thing to come out boomers declaring themselves “forever young” and refusing to pass the torch anywhere, from politics to work is that if they did we’d see a lot more bullshit like this.
I’m pretty sure that millennial chuds would pass a bill into law stating the US’ intention to pollute humanity to extinction under the “U mad bro” act.
Oh we will see that soon, don’t worry!
Of course he plays black
In any other context this would be a wild thing to say
The polls are open and harris hasn’t revealed her favorite shin megami tensei fusion. Shit is so over
“Magic the gathering makes you evil” first as a tragedy, then as a farce.
If I see JD Vance at the shop I’m beating him up in the parking lot and stealing his deck.
NY Post? hollow people who can’t feel anything and want to be scared
You know what?
Could be worse
His favorite card could be Armageddon or Wrath of God, maybe even Chaos Orb
Snapcaster mage. He’d be the sweatlord type
This isn’t The Onion?!
As a mono-red guy, I can’t help but respect the tactics.
Its been a while since I’ve played, but on turn 6, I can’t see much of a reason for this.
It’s great for highlander. And by great I mean banned. And by Highlander I mean Commander ©️
I only ever played standard, so yeah, I can see how this would be beneficial in other game types.
How did I forget about this and dark ritual.