Haven’t shaved in like a week, got a gnarly neckbeard growing: “Fuck this I’m so fucking gross and ugly why even both shaving I’ll just be disgusting to look at no matter what.”
After shaving: “Oh wow I guess I am kind of pretty and I look good when I take care of myself”
Proceed to not shave for another week. Rinse and repeat.
me_irl except I don’t even look that much better after shaving.