Build your own cravings box - too big thinky
soft taco - get crunchy, coward
chalupa supreme - not that crunchy
cantina chicken bowl - doesnt look appetizing to me
cantina chicken soft taco - it’s like a 1:10 ratio of chicken to bullshit
cantina chicken burrito - I sleep
Vanilla creme limonada freeze - you don’t need the creme when it comes to lemon
Cheesy roll up - respect yourself
cheesy fiesta potatoes - it bothers me they use the word fiesta
Mexican pizza combo - you can get better value
mild sauce packet - grow up
reduced-fat sour cream - I know calorie nerds swear by it but I dislike it on principal
creamy jalapeno sauce - that’s a shit load of calories though holy SHIT
red sauce - respect yourself
Mexican pizza sauce - respect yourself
wild strawberry freeze - the word wild
cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon - weird naming convention and it’s mogged by sausage
Thank you
In the spirit of bad posting and to turn this ship around, you did say mild sauce is for children so I’m afraid we’re gonna have to fight.
Sorry, I don’t fight itty bitty fucking babies who can’t handle a widde bit of spice