• TurtlePower
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        2 months ago

        I haven’t tried them all, but I just gave my wife a Kraft Singles slice, and she is completely fascinated with it, going, “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?”

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            2 months ago

            Actually, I won her over with flowers…

            “You wanna smoke a bowl?”

            However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.

            • Randomocity@sh.itjust.works
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              2 months ago

              Are you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked

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          2 months ago

          That’s not cheese bro. You’re going to polymorph your wife into a goat or something. Don’t mess with the spell.

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            2 months ago

            Shit, if Uncle Fester says something about casting spells and shit, imma listen. How’s Cousin It doin?