Rapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agoDonald Trump complains about being called "cognitively impaired"www.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down117
arrow-up1268arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump complains about being called "cognitively impaired"www.newsweek.comRapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-22 months ago We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. Aircraft carriers,.oil tankers and container ships. Shit, how do they do it? Magic? Explain, Mr. MIT professor ancestor, I mean Mr. Convicted Felon Traitor Rapist.
minus-squareintensely_humanlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFill the batteries with water so they’re more in tune with the ocean.
minus-squareFrostyTheDoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoOkay but what if there’s a shark?
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThen you can pet it and feel how smooth it is
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAs a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper.
minus-squareGrabthar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoIndeed. Placoid scales are a defining feature of Elasmobranchs.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI don’t know what to tell you, I’m petting a shark right now and it’s like touching silk. In both directions, couldn’t be smoother
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agothat’s why they swim so smooth in the ocean. that or a few million years of evolution
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoIf you told me an AI generated this random ass speech, I would tell you to go back to the drawing board.
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoYup! It happended during a rally. Google Trump boats and sharks. Edit: why the downvotes?
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Aircraft carriers,.oil tankers and container ships. Shit, how do they do it? Magic? Explain, Mr. MIT professor ancestor, I mean Mr. Convicted Felon Traitor Rapist.
Fill the batteries with water so they’re more in tune with the ocean.
Okay but what if there’s a shark?
Then you can pet it and feel how smooth it is
As a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper.
Indeed. Placoid scales are a defining feature of Elasmobranchs.
I don’t know what to tell you, I’m petting a shark right now and it’s like touching silk. In both directions, couldn’t be smoother
that’s why they swim so smooth in the ocean.
that or a few million years of evolution
Where did you get this transcript from?
If you told me an AI generated this random ass speech, I would tell you to go back to the drawing board.
Whaaattttt hahahah is there a recording of this?
Yup! It happended during a rally. Google Trump boats and sharks.
Edit: why the downvotes?
This made my day 🤣