• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    73
    ·
    6 months ago

    I’m picturing him walking into Tesla’s offices, going over to the engineers, saying, “make the horn make a fart noise,” and leaving, thinking he’s brilliant.

    • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      edit-2
      6 months ago

      > be me

      > walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking

      > entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

      > look around

      > point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

      > “what the hell is this?”

      > lead project manager raises, still trembling

      > “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”

      > do that obama lip thing

      > “not bad, not bad”

      > idea pops into my head

      > evilgrinchgrin.jpg

      > “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

      > everybody has a nervous breakdown

      > cut half the team and leave without elaborating

      > be homeless dude wielding machete

      > picture unrelated