• Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 months ago

    > be me

    > walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking

    > entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

    > look around

    > point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

    > “what the hell is this?”

    > lead project manager raises, still trembling

    > “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”

    > do that obama lip thing

    > “not bad, not bad”

    > idea pops into my head

    > evilgrinchgrin.jpg

    > “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

    > everybody has a nervous breakdown

    > cut half the team and leave without elaborating

    > be homeless dude wielding machete

    > picture unrelated