He wears a brooch on his rouge rogue cloak. It’s a conversation-starter, when people broach the subject. A real confidence boost to boast about a rouge rogue cloak brooch broach. He worries that the brooch he bought ought not look tough enough, though. The thought thoroughly rubs this rouge rogue wrong, through and through.
I didn’t know Dr. Suess was a dm…
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