I’m “Asshole” in my wife’s phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " “OK, calling Asshole”
My fiance has a million nicknames for me that are just various mispronunciations of my real first name. They’re genuinely hilarious to me, but it’s also strange to be be called Bardildo by your partner.
I would love if my spouse had a weird-ass nickname for me like that.
My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.
I bet you’re in her phone with your last name, too.
This comment could start a war, jeez
I’m “Asshole” in my wife’s phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " “OK, calling Asshole”
Oh, that’s subtle.
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No, what I wrote is what I meant 😘
My fiance has a million nicknames for me that are just various mispronunciations of my real first name. They’re genuinely hilarious to me, but it’s also strange to be be called Bardildo by your partner.