Just to be fair to both sides, Elon is a piece of shit with a punchable face. I’m not advocating for violence, because I don’t believe that solves anything. But I understand why someone might feel compelled in his presence to smack him round a little, and I wouldn’t leave a comfy chair to stop them.

We all know who Trump is. Tomorrow, we find out who America is.

This is illegal on several levels.

Too drug addled to be responsible for his choices?

CE is Clear Entry. If you want to hit 2 x 4, but accidentally press 2 x 44, you can press the CE button before pressing = to clear the 44 but not the “2 x” part.

C will clear all of it so you can start over at the beginning.

Pressing CE twice may or may not clear entries in reverse order, depending on you calculator model.

The investor class has convinced many tipped workers that they will make less money if they receive a living wage. People dream of that big Saturday night rush where they go home with $1,000 in cash, while forgetting the far more common experience of struggling to pay bills because some cheapskate stiffed you on your only big table for the night.

They should bring back One Shots for this.

It always bugged me that the liar participates in explaining the rules. That, and they never explaing that saying “It’s a piece of cake” is the reason she falls down to those creepy grabby hands.

As a kid, I always assumed she went through the wrong door despite solving the riddle because the rules of the game were explained by a liar, and that they were both liars.

There’s a chance it’s a landslide and no legitimate argument for a recount. That won’t stop the lawsuits, but it will make every reasonable person sleep better at night.

Those things are all deliberately awful because it’s more profitable that way.

I just want to know he’s not going to be president again. We can’t know that for sure until Tuesday evening at the earliest. I’ll never forgive Republicans for putting us through this.

You’re correct about the federal charges. There’s also the possibility that he pre-emptively and secretly pardoned himself for all future crimes while President. There’s a legal argument to be made that he cannot do that, but it’s never been tested before, and I would not expect the SCOTUS to side with justice in that case. It’s maddening that they haven’t prosecuted him for his many many crimes already.

Sorry, but which conservative are you talking about? Because this list does not narrow it down in the slightest

Mmmm no. Donald Trump is the inevitable result of malignant conservative “ideology.” He hasn’t split the country in two, he’s exploited the pathological narcissism that humans use to justify selfish and self-destructive governance.

He can’t actually pardon himself, because he was conviced by New York.

It would warm my heart to see Cruz sent home.

It’s not illegal to bet on elections.

Wait, that’s a real company? I only ever see adds for it on sketchy websites, so I assumed it was a scam of some sort.

Ah doen wan it.

If you read the article, you’ll see that Democrats are afraid to engage with bigots, because bigots are often violent. For many people, their very existence is reason enough for a Republican to attack or kill them. If my rhetoric offends you, I don’t believe that you’re not one of the bigots.