that’s why i am holding in all my farts to make one big fart when i die

Maybe you would, I’m built different

wrong comm ibjectively a good post

It thought this was badposting not truefactsposting

Silent but deadly :kelly:

im not gonna think about it

Telling siblings not to fart is literally murder.

My favourite moment was sharing a hotel room with a friend after a night of drinking and well drinking makes me fart lots for some reason. So i was ripping the loudest fog horn farts all night keeping him awake. I still chuckle thinking about it.

I reqd a thing a while back about farts and it said that if you don’t fart then the gas finds another way out (burps, or through your pores or sth) so actually not farting can make you more stinky. Farts can be a controlled release.