im the skyr dude, catch me with the thickest of yogurts this yule season

European wholesome folklore be like: “You better be good or else Svöglyskzllagœr will kidnap you and boil you alive, skin you, then turn you into a tree ornament.”

This is Meat-Hook. He’s got my back.

I would avoid getting your meat hooked by his meat hook. It traps the meats of those hooked.

like stealing candles from a baby

Door-slammer.

Fuck off Huroaskellir, that’s my bit.

Watch your spoons 👅👅👅

Fucking dwarven miscreants.

I’m Stubby!

I’m Kertasnikir, sometimes people have candles that’re scented with, like, limonene and stuff and I know I shouldn’t eat them but that doesn’t stop me wondering what they taste like.

:sicko-grýla:

I’m the pot licker. Gimme your leftovers.

I’m just an ordinary Icelander who will use my askur as a piss bowl at night to piss off the Bowl-Licker.

I don’t like harassing sheep, but I do have stiff peg-legs. Deep in my heart though I’m Leppalúõi.

Stekkjastaur

I’m stiff as hell but i love bothering stuff

Gully milk lad. Not because I like milk so much as I like gullies

I am a bowl licker gimmie your bowls!