MimicJar@sh.itjust.works to The Simpsons@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoGuess the Episode [Hard]sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up118arrow-down1imageGuess the Episode [Hard]sh.itjust.worksMimicJar@sh.itjust.works to The Simpsons@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene. Also points are made up and don’t matter.
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agoSkinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn’t that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we’re overrun by lizards? Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They’ll wipe out the lizards. Lisa: But aren’t the snakes even worse? Skinner: Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Lisa: But then we’re stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn’t that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we’re overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They’ll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren’t the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we’re stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.