The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

As much shit as I’ve given Onana in the past he’s kept this score line from being utterly embarrassing

GAME OVER

Man, the UAE bought referees just can’t stop helping us! Smh my head

Haven’t seen domination like this in a while

United so fucking useless, thanks for the 3 points and 3+ goal difference.

City might be slightly better

Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.

United are abysmal.

It’ll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.

This team is pathetic, they didnt even bother trying this game

Oh no Haaland has compassion update and does assists now

Feels like United reset to being this shit every 2 years, like a reverse Krusty Doll

Let’s not mark Haaland and let’s not track Haaland

Calling it schoolboy defending would be an insult to schoolboys

🤣

How many passes were in the buildup?