From the Beaverton (Canada’s Onion)

  • Plume (She/Her)@beehaw.org
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    9 months ago

    But remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before you shoot. That’s the international standard.

    • Luke_Fartnocker
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      9 months ago

      I’ve done that before shooting every child I’ve killed. It’s worked well so far.

  • HubertManne@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Oh im not even getting near the fence or either side of it for that matter. That whole region is the poster child for the word snafubar.