Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 days agoYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down14
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 days agoyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down14
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 days agoYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down15
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square2fedilink
prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agoYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down15
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agoIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agoYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down16
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agoDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agoYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down18
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agoYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down16
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 20 days agoYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down14
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou can taste anything you touch.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can taste anything you touch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Matombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squareMatombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou can make kites disappearmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou can make kites disappearAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou can absorb rocksplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou can absorb rocksplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square12fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can smell timemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can smell timeAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink