Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 13 days agoYou Can taste Swear wordsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou Can taste Swear wordsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square6fedilink
CRUMBGRABBEREnglish · 13 days agoYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesCRUMBGRABBEREnglish · 13 days agomessage-square2fedilink
NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 13 days agoYou sneeze every time someone has sex.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou sneeze every time someone has sex.NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square3fedilink
CRUMBGRABBEREnglish · 13 days agoYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.CRUMBGRABBEREnglish · 13 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Arthur @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agoNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squareArthur @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Kevin@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agoYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squareKevin@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square1fedilink
CRUMBGRABBEREnglish · 2 months agoYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down12
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.CRUMBGRABBEREnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou have a large glowing eye on the back of your neckmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareYou have a large glowing eye on the back of your neckAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down14
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down14
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down15
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down15
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down16
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square9fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down18
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down16
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down14
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou can taste anything you touch.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can taste anything you touch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
