“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people
True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.
Planetary intergalactic.
How about playing games with programming instead…
Have you seen what they’re leaving us? No thanks.
Only interested in the pull my finger emote.
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The newer phones have satellite SOS features.
A broader perspective than tech bro would be nice though.
Not to mention the fact that the data and the resultant LLMs have shown biases against certain groups.
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke
“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”