I’m 30, and everyone in my lineage has lasted until mid 80s to mid 90s. I’ve got another 50 years unless my liver gives out from all this liquor on Sundays. Surely they can get their shit together in that time, right? Right?

Petition to stop calling RPO plays.

Try for a shot at the endzone once or twice, run it to Koo’s preferred spot. We’ve left 6 points on the field. It could be 20 to 9 at half. Apparently our strategy is to let them march the field until they fuck up in the redzone.

Oh my fucking god what a stupid penalty

Bates has been one of our best FA signings in awhile.

FTS