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Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!
Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!
I have a specific bag that lives in the hamper and I put socks straight into it so no chance of running out of mesh bags or losing socks in the hamper :)
I wash all my socks together in a mesh laundry bag and then dump it out into the dryer. Much faster than trying to match wet socks when moving the load.
Put out a few rusty spoons and ol’ salad fingers’ll show you a game.
But what if you put lipstick on it
For free?? Never!
New America
I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.
You’ve got a typo in your community name
wearing lipstick Ahh you know what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
“Who?”
Jack Burton! Me!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
I believe the jury wasn’t even allowed to know about the “you’re fucked” inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he’s pointing his gun at you, “you’re fucked” but somehow that’s not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
“Person, woman, man, camera, tv”
If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid’s voice.
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Get a properly sized pickup truck covered in dings and scratches showing you actually utilize the thing. Your penis is huge and you’ve got balls of steel! A paragon of masculinity!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Yeah! Fuck lawns!
But the real question is do you, as a white person, associate sulfur with the odor from rotten eggs?