I like a good scifi book. I like a good fantasy book. So when our book club tried a book about some scifi technowizard and a witch clashing at it like a retailing of Romeo and Juliet I really tried to like it. And then I tried to stand it. And then I DNFd it on like chapter 4. It was like the Author hated teens and decided to write from the perspective of two of them so you can get both sides of the “I hate teenagers” coin.

Ouch

So there’s a whole series of books that’s basically set in Magic Florida. Just Google “Xanth map” and look at the images. I just went and tried to read the plot of the first one and boy I’m out of breath.

Magic Florida Man, what more do you need?