What are you, my local DMV?

“You slipped and fell?”

“Yes.”

“Penis first?”

“Yes, now get me out of here.”

Literally the post above this one in my feed.

This is exactly the problem with running on “fuck you, got mine”. Side A bans homelessness. Side A ends up homeless somehow. Side B, because they aren’t running on hate, has sympathy for the circumstances Side A (and B) have found themselves in and helps. Side A faces no consequences ever (hyperbole). Side A doubles down on banning homelessness.

I’m not trying to argue against what you’re saying but fuck does this system suck.

The only way to stop 50-100 raccoons that run into your yard is with a good guy with a gun.

Can be anywhere in the search.

“cute dogs !g” “!g cute dogs” “cute !g dogs”

Those all work the same, though clearly one is more cursed than the others. They have those for a bunch of other sites as well, for example if you want to search YouTube specifically/directly you can use !yt but I can’t kick the habit of just going to those sites first and then searching directly on there.

Are those varieties watery though

Second this for any time of year.

https://youtu.be/mLq_P0K4jvA

DO NOOOTTTT REDEEEEMMM

Another nothinger! How’s the 2a? Sorry, I know it’s off topic, just curious.

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

Not quite the same but “bleed” is pretty cool!

“Y’all my current portfolio is worth 9 BILLION dollars!” “Ah sick, seems to be going pretty well for you.” “Yeah, I’m down 75%”

“Still worth billions tho” is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard on this platform and that’s saying a lot.

I hadn’t considered that they could both be monsters in their own monstery way.

Technically “Frankenstein” is the creator, not the monster itself.

This is very Llamas with Hats

Please do not the ancient ring.

Okay that’s a fair point my lazy ass had not considered. Although cycling hasn’t caused me any issues.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guess I’ve just been lucky. I assume some people might also pull out the cable at the cord instead of at the base, I’ve seen that happening with charging cables sometimes.

At the moment I also have to use a little C to 3.5mm adapter and could maybe see that taking some damage but so far so good.

But like… Clearly there’s something we’re doing differently here.