Jazz is studying the rules of music theory for an entire lifetime just to know the correct way to break them
If I didn’t know better, I’d say they are trying to cancel Tenacious D…
Get accostumed to eat your veggies, once you hit you 30s your intestine starts revolting if you don’t give it healthy food
Sorry guys I’m just here for the comments…
Sir is that seat taken? Thank you very much
English cooking vocabulary matches the sofistication of their cuisine
Likely, either Mario Kart or Smash Bros
Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee
My grandma used to say “drinking coffe standing up brings bad luck”.
While I’m not superstitious, I actually believe that taking the proper time to experience the little daily treats is necessary to get the best out of your day
Something like Chlamydia Bubble Cum Fart
And each week I’ll declare war to a new first world country, so the news would constantly have a title in first page like “Chlamidia Bubble Cum Fart is menacing Finland”
I have no doubt that crows are smarter than many people
Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?
One of the first song I learned on the acoustic guitar is Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day. Really easy song, 4 chords in total, no barre.
Keep in mind that is always best to learn songs you like: some might be hard but you’ll be more satisfied when you get it. If you look for chords or tabs, Ultimate Guitar is a great resource
Writing from a 3 years old 4a running CalyxOs: the phone is a perfect choice if you want a small sized phone with a 3.5mm jack and that gets constant updates. The camera might be a little better but I don’t take many pictures so I don’t mind.
I’m getting some real “Fallout 3 tutorial” vibes
You forgot to turn off the gas in the oven Jon
Tried with my besties but his power level was much higher than mine and didn’t work
List of ingredienst available on GitHub