Ahh yes, the SCO guy. That was hilarious, what a terribly pathetic attempt at staying relevant in the unix world.

However, he died from ALS so I will feel sorry for him today. That is not something you should wish on anyone.

Strong disagree, there were far fewer dead people in those days, so remembering them all was a lot easier. Gen-M ‘sjust spoiled brats!

Unfortunately, they do get imported.

Fair enough. I wouldn’t want to insult the Librarian.

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

“A woman? Now the guy can get remarried lol”

Even then, she won the popular vote. By a lot.

A real Lemmian Hero!

Honest question: is this the joke or did they actually make a Microsoft Java? They made lot of other wacky things like Amiga Basic and Microsoft Unix…

The victim is probably both

Amazing that Vulcans aren’t mentioned on this list. And on a more serious note: humanoids with green blood are apparently not that impossible!

I see what you did there

It does

Grand Nagus approves!

… says random guy who probably started out rich and never worked even one minute for bare minimum.

Oooh myyy. They are very horny.

Upvote for newsworthiness, of course.

Believing Trump is going to save the Middle East from bloodshed, though… I wish Lemmy had a facepalm button next to the voting ones.

Wasps are actually pretty useful in nature, in contrast to the parasitic life form knows as homo sapiens.

Doctor Watson, is this you?