going to use the lathe of heaven to make the gun pointed at the head of the universe

One shot is all i need baybeeeee

Mmmm i believe a court order was issued while i was in the ER. I vaguely remember seeing it and verifying that i was considered involuntary while in the institution

Weed? Whats that? Never heard of it in my life

Interesting loophole though! I have always wanted to be a gunslinger though, maybe thats whats in the cards for me

I own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

EAT DA SHROOMS

no… it cant be…m. its not possiblr…

Yup, cryin shame

I didnt even know about this but this is absolutely terrifying. I guess i’ll need to start stockpiling HRT. Fuck me i wish i had had enough time to get an orchie so i dint have to take spiro

This country is damned.

kiwi

even if i understood wtf that means youre just being shitty and dismissive

The name change is fine (although gossip isnt really a great comm name tbh) but please please pleaaaaaaase reconsider honestly this just feels so dour and depressing. I dont care if it doesnt develop rhetoric or whatever it was at least a place that was a much welcomed sanity check against an increasingly hostile and terrifying world, something that i honestly feel is going to be even more important in the coming years

Ooh chanterelles! I really need to get into mushroom foraging. I would love to get my hands on chicken of the woods or beefsteak shrooms (we dont have mushroom emojis which is a disgrace)

That sounds mighty tasty! How does broccoli rabe taste compared to broccoli? I dont usually do well with bitter

Mushroom risotto is classic :3 i love using different types, i think trumpet mushrooms are my fav to top a risotto with cause you can really sear them nice and good

Sounds lovely what kind of soup n risotto? Im going to make some risotto with oyster mushrooms i found at the store today :3