They nailed it, I’m so impressed with onion these days.

I wonder why the sudden uptick? Is that related to… now they’re looking harder after the 2021 incident?

Im sad. And when Im sad and feel hopeless I turn to Beaverton to make sure they’re still making proper fun of her along the way: “Danielle Smith: Teudeau Wants Albertans to have Teeth and I Won’t Stand for That.”, or “Local Woman Makes Hating Canada her Whole Personality and Wins Election”.

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The median age of first-time buyers also rose from 35 to 38, while the share of first-timers dropped from 32% to 24% of all buyers for the year ending July 2024. That marks the lowest percentage since NAR started tracking the metric in 1981.

That’s largely due to rising homeownership costs, he says. The median U.S. home price is now $435,000, per NAR — up 39% since 2020 — while the average 30-year fixed mortgage rate has more than doubled to over 6% in that time.

I was so happy to see this meme format.

I did not know about that thank you

This one reads like a it’s always sunny episode. Like it would be “I won’t screw up I won’t screw up I won’t screw up” and then opening credits “the gang screws up”.

That’s so heartbreaking. I can’t imagine the level of isolation it would feel to be a woman under Taliban rule.

What happened?

Did they think Rishi was going to help the poors?

Ultimately, the report is calling on Britain’s prime minister Rishi Sunak to get to the bottom of the issue and help businesses grapple with the cost of continuous absences.

Complex topic. John Oliver does a good video on it https://youtu.be/Tt-mpuR_QHQ?si=_3KUtwkcnX-lbBWQ

After a republican called Puerto Rico an island of garbage.

Oh shit

“I’m not dead yet.”

Didn’t Vader say he wanted to bring peace to the galaxy.

Tires are the enemy

Donut is round, so definitely

Always check the fact quality label.

And Lemmy is like… we’re just happy you’re here and posting. Stick around for a while.

Oh Onion, why you gotta be so on point all the time.

At press time, Sikora warned that if the United States failed to act now, it would have no plausible deniability for the death and destruction that record-breaking storms, heat, floods, and drought will inevitably bring.