Can you translate in English? I don’t speak American

Well he will feel right at home in KSA.

United reserve team

What’s with the french team winning in Europe?
Reality is broken

You can’t explain something to someone when his living depends on him not understanding it

Burgergate

The year is 2030.
Players lay two matches a day.
They retire at 24 and look like grand-fathers

Play stupid games

Why do serie A teams always act like they’re broke?
It’s the third richest league.

Today I feel like whoring me out

Milan is doing ok

Since when do the Glazers five a duck?

Just put a kitten picture.
Everybody loves kitten.

Sa who: I don’t think I will

The lack of homegrown rapist is a real problem

PSG sold him just in time

Piers Morgan: I am inevitable

Wait you can’t just make shit up?
Ooopsie

I would like to have a women love me as much as Lukaku likes talking shit

So they want to get rid of him in tO years time