obviously he has to win a Superbowl with a receiver corps of Quentin Johnston, Breshad Perriman, and one random fan with bricks duct taped to their hands

If the cards pick first, there’s a chance they take Marv

There’s also a chance a team is high on Drake Maye instead, although he also has his issues as others noted

it’s always the fans you least suspect

what a shit show

i wish this sub had a sicko flair

No

If any defensive player gets MVP, it would probably be Myles Garrett since he’s on HoF trajectory. And that would free up DPOY for Bland