frosted pop tarts aren’t vegan tho

average Home Safety Hotline side plot

The funny thing is that elder dragons are canonically as likely to have no sexes/alien sexes as they are to have more familiar sex based reproduction. You have Lunastra and Teostra’s collective species and possibly Ahta-kal’s, but then you have Nergigante (explicitly monogendered with asexual budding based reproduction), the Magala family (parasitic impregnation based reproduction with two distinct species of symbiotic virus).

Unless we’re given lore from the writers, any given elder dragon could be male, female, monogendered or something yet unknown. Stinky here could reproduce with the weird lifesteal effluvium and be part fungus, and that’s its own can of worms.

also it’s just using the same skeleton and animations as Kushala so like lol

EDIT: I also forgot about Fatalis, who is implied to be biologically immortal and able to replicate by regenerating from shed body parts, as well as Xeno’Jiiva and Safi’Jiiva who also possibly reproduce parasitically (there was a Xeno’jiiva egg inside the body of MSQ Zorah Magdaros) and Safi’Jiiva even does some really weird shit where it seems to molt into a form that resembles other elder dragons as a form of predatory mimicry, possibly as its method to get close and implant eggs in powerful elder dragons.

Okay that last part isn’t explicitly canon but so many things line up for it not to be intentional, especially since the species does canonically use pheromones to attract other elder dragons.

One of the few bright sides to catastrophic climate change is knowing that sci fi horror bullshit like this will never come to fruition as much as techbros will crow and bleat about it

Time to teach kids the biblical defenses of slavery and its use during the founding of the nation

Very good, succinct demonstration of why there are no good cops lol. If it were fictional, itd be considered a hamfisted narrative that would get eye rolls in a video essay, even.

um but have you considered Chyna evil CCP social credit score dysinformazya doublethink 1984? I thought not, stupid commie

They’ll crack open one of the same brand of birthing vats that Buttigieg squelched out of, this time less gay and more boring looking. This procedurally generated and Langley gestated homunculus will be the only available option

Where is just regular soybeans or soy protein? I can’t be the only sicko who eats soy curls and makes patties and meatballs out of wheat gluten

Aperture Science type shit lmao

We’d have to pay human beings (ew!) and build things (ew!) if we wanted to go back to making things again 🙄

It can be easier to teach four animal actors one specific trick each than it is to teach one animal actor four specific tricks.

Plus its generally less stressful for the animals involved since less time spent trying to complete a shot per animal

damn I guess I’ll just have to actually commit to downloading and watching pirated TV shows and movies instead of endlessly grazing on video essays while I’m working on stuff

Is that diagram AI generated? That’s not how the human tailbone works. That’s not how how tail bones in general work

Him releasing Death Stranding before the covid outbreaks is still one of the wildest things in retrospect lmao

Oh, my bad, I was trying to make the point that vanilla Skyrim has been regarded as less of a good game in retrospect rather than trying to say it fits what OP was asking for.

And yeah tons of people are still playing Skyrim. Vanilla Skyrim might not be a great game, but it’s a fantastic platform for installing mods. I’m literally in the process of setting up a modpack for it right now.

And what the fuck is a textured rehydrated soy protein? A long way from actually just eating soy beans.

Kind of a bad example to pick since TVP and soy curls are just what’s left behind when you squeeze the fat and moisture out of soy beans (ie to make vegetable oil). There are less steps in between TVP and soy beans than there is between certain grains and stuff like pasta made from them.

I guess I mean more in the critical view of the vanilla game (main story quest is insipid and nonsensical, mage progression is very badly balanced and unfun, leveling as a whole is a crapshoot, draugr deathlords and other boss enemies are unfun damage sponges, dragons are easily distracted idiots, world is comprised of 80% bandit population, etc).

Honestly if Skyrim modding wasn’t so mature and (relatively) approachable, the criticisms would be harsher, but considering that these days you can download preassembled modpacks that turn the game into 4KHD SEKIRO COMBAT ENB GLOBAL ILLUMINATION PARALLAX NEXT GEN REALISM HDT JIGGLE PHYSICS AND HARDCORE SURVIVAL that probably makes the average player pretty unconcerned with what the vanilla game is like.

Time wasn’t kind to the perception of Skyrim or Fallout 4, it’s going to be brutal for Starfield

I personally see this opinion pop up just about every time meat substitutes come up in conversation, including on hexbear.

And re: meat substitutes being ‘full of weird shit’ just comes off as silly when the majority of them are basically just fancy bread. Soy protein, wheat gluten and seasoning oooh so scary.