ok nevermind. This IS the most important erection of our lifetime

chapo election coverage is pretty solid

https://www.twitch.tv/chapotraphouse

thanks. Nate Silver paid me $50k to write this

the simulation in question:

for (int i = 0; i < 80000; i++) {
   if (rand() % 2 == 0) {
      printf("Kamala wins\n");
   }
   else {
      printf("Trump wins\n");
   }
}

so there is still hope

me with my gaming PC just playing factorio all day

what are the odds of kilometer-wide meteorite hitting north america within the next few hours?

good

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Trump wins popular vote and electoral college 270-268 but two electors switch sides at the last moment, giving presidency to Harris

SHAKE THAT

oppa gangnam style

prediction: a fascist will win this election

My response to annoying linux nerds is to go on a long rant about how linux is exactly as terrible as windows, even though I don’t entirely agree with that

It’s literally wearing a fedora

A city in idaho

found the latest results:

It really sucks how we haven’t evolved the ability to grow teeth back. We wouldn’t have to deal with these dentist assholes as much if we did