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“Ask me about ABDL”
“Ask me about ABDL”
So not “is it a good game” but “is the story agreeable artistically and in its implications”
I don’t have any desk drawers but I do have socks. And maybe one day my sockdar will tingle when I’m out and about and I’ll find a sock with a grand rolled up in its toe that someone hid and lost after robbing a bank.
Talking to house plants could be turned into a new life as a spy or PI (albeit a very niche one). I don’t imagine plants would be super talkative so it probably wouldn’t get too annoying. Glitter finger farting doesn’t have any uses I can think of besides pranks and crafts. So I’ll go plants.
Definitely the dream one. That’d be so cool and useful for developing the technology to record dreams (get as many measurements as you can each night, then use the recording as the known good results to train an ML model). Or combine it with lucid dreaming to help film movies without needing cgi.
Have you checked if he’s dissolving caffeine tablets in Brita?
So you either fuck a decayed corpse or an immaterial ghost. Either way mutual orgasm is going to be rough.
Run. I want to really confuse a traffic cop.
Latter, might as well try something new. Plus I’d be able to offer a unique perspective afterwards.
Are they… fully functional? Urinating as a stegopenus would be messy but bleeding from my face monthly would be worse. The risk of getting pregnant and having my brain displaced by a growing fetus sounds horrifying. So if they’re wired up to the related anatomy I’ll go with dick. If it’s just the singular organ I’ll go with vagina and get really into head coverings
I’d go with the itch. In the 1 out of 1 cases I know of where someone had chronic hiccups, they ended up going to jail for murder.
No knees like my legs are stumps or no knees like my legs are rods?
Hot as in unpleasant and cools after you start to consume it? Or hot as in third degree burns along all of your intestines?
I’d go with the former. The latter is literally just a job. An extremely repetitive and pointless job. And from what I can tell from spawn probabilities after considering the time you’d need to spend playing the game enough to keep mining, we’re only talking 3 or 4 diamond ore blocks per hour max so like 100k annually as a full time job. You could do it as a part time side gig but by the time you hit the 100k from choice 1 you’d be chasing the compound interest.
Edit: oh it says $1.5 not $15. Make that hell no then
Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt
But do they understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I only consume artisanal, organic, whole-grain memes thank you very much.
Obligatory boner joke
The archive is blurred out for me, but highlighting everything makes it readable.
Saying we’re too divided and in the same breath casting divisive blame is… Not even surprising anymore.
And Dubya of course… Misunderestimate, “how is our children learning”, “put food on your family”, “mission accomplished”