I’m a fan of the patriotic Metroid top right

it’s great because you can say out loud “jack off!” when you remove it

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goddamn this is so boring lmao do people actually find this funny? Maya Rudolph’s Kamala impression is spot on, though, props to her

politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges

at a certain point it just stops being historical illiteracy and becomes outright bad faith

It’s weak flimsy bullshit as always lol wishful thinking by libs

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1852185912802762780

New bombastic revelations about Trump! Michael Wolff just dropped the silver bullet, recordings of Epstein talking about Trump’s White House! He’s Fired!

Ah, well, nevertheless…

it was Cthulhu flirting with you

According to the figures, at least 62 soldiers have been killed since the start of October, making this the deadliest month for the Israeli army since last December when 110 soldiers were killed at the height of the genocidal war on Gaza.

come on folks let’s go go go let’s see four digits baybeeeeeee

kkkkkkkkkkkkk seloko

I have the scariest story to tell you (warning: very scary):

It was a bit, and I know for a fact mankind has been to the moon. I’ve been there myself on multiple occasions. I spread crystals of my frozen piss on the US flag.

Hey Buzz how was it, working with Stanley Kubrick? Was he a nice guy? How was it being on his moon film set?

christ almighty, this is fucking grim

like it’s inconceivable that there is such cruelty in this world, and that it is allowed to happen by the so-called international order

these people deserve no mercy, no quarter, every single IOF soldier is the absolute scum of the earth

edit: I saw this image about ten minutes ago, and I can already tell that this is one of those pictures that gets seared into my mind, I am unlikely to stop thinking about this for a very very long time

this is legit one of the most evil things I have ever seen in my entire life, holy fucking shit

So according to the 538 nerds, this is gonna be 2016 all over again lmao even down to the birthday tweet. Time really is a flat circle.

really puts the steppe in “I’m the dad that stepped up”

gonna need plenty of babushkas to pay that cookie clicker ass fine

Saying that they’re a phone maker doesn’t even scratch the surface, they’re to China as Samsung is to South Korea as far as I know. They make pretty much every kind of appliance under the sun, from smartphones and cars to lamps, flash drives, blow dryers and tape measures. It’s insane how wide their product portfolio is.

Lady Di