if you’re still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you’re doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can’t read what’s under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

dang i want to try an eagle burger now

almost certainly?

it’s refreshing to see a story about a cop just embezzling, instead of raping and murdering people

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

i didn’t realize things had gotten so bad

I’m curious, what would happen if you failed kids anyway, despite the pressure from admin?

I’m going to start calling area “2-dimensional volume”

i like how Mike Judge found the stupidest looking shoes he could find, from a new niche shoe company. These will never take off, he thinks; they’re too hideous. So he puts everyone in crocs and chortles to himself. And then, 20 years later …

hygiene poverty, what a weird way to say “stinky”

terrible headline. good news.

the fuck is a bernadoodle

same thing happened to my son’s laptop when the battery started going bad. how old is the laptop (and the battery)?

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/

lead in gasoline caused lead poisoning, leading to an increase in violent crime. now most fuel is unleaded, reducing the incidence of lead poisoning, and leading directly to a decrease in violent crime

big government guy proposed big government solution to unintended consequence of bad decisions by big government, is confused when people don’t want more big government meddling.

the real problem here is that people forgot about what the issue was and how it happened, and years later are clamoring for government to “do something”. and extra unfortunately, at this point it may be too late for any solution other than letting government just take control of all of it; i can’t see any other way to get all the shitty government decisions and interventions rolled back.

i know, it was a joke