hexachrome [they/them]

boss baby was a warning, not a fucking instruction manual

It’s likely no one born after 1990 even knows who Poochie is, so I guess it’ll work.

Well the only reason I know who Poochie is (born mid-90s) is because I was a Simpsons fanatic as a kid. The episodes I saw on TV in the early 2000s were mostly reruns, so I took to collecting DVDs of all the seasons I could get. I think I had it complete up to season 9 or 10 at one point.

complete up to season 9 me too. that’s the best place to stop

Zoomer libs please stop regurgitating video essay lines about the simpsons getting bad at a specific point, it is not a substitute for meaningful dialogue

possibly the worst bit account to grace this site in the last few hours

Gorbachev

Out here both-sidesing the genocidal apartheid state with nuclear arms and the victims of ongoing genocide fighting with guerilla tactics because they somehow represent an equivalent threat to global peace. You know, normal stuff

I will eat it before you have time to react

this is discrimination against the famously cheerful people of grumbleton

This is where I learned the word tankies. It sounds like British slang honestly.

stop feeding your dog that’s literally a day’s worth of the REAL dog food per toilet bowl. Vets nowadays will tell you any crap to shift their “nutrition” shit!!!

badass recipe, could only improve by leaving a stick in them to make thanksgiving popsicles

the purest form of thought

you mash it into a ball with one hand – ergonomic cheese sandwich

it makes a bunch of people on reddit irrationally mad about those darn kids so critical support

kiwifarms but you watch it with your family so it’s ethical

thank you for your service i guess

i shall surely reap the rewards of working at the same level as these irredeemably dumb people. then i will prove my point online or something

“china’s economy will fall apart after the outbreak of the skeleton war” -nostradamus

Noted, taking my friends and family on a one way trip to lemmy right now as a ritual sacrifice

they render okay on both jerboa and liftoff for me, though still have issues scaling emotes atm

edit: responded to the wrong person oops