That’s why they’re eating more than us.

Same for my 4 kidney stones. That’s good shit.

Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich*

I get it, it sucks. Believe me that I wasn’t happy with Trump.

Hillary won my state and that’s my whole point. My vote for a 3rd party was a safe vote because Hillary was going to win. I’m not sure if you understand our system and how the electoral college works.

I understand the sentiment but it’s a little more nuanced than that. I was one of “those voters” because fuck Hillary. However, I also live in a state that her win was guaranteed and therefore I could toss a vote to Gary Johnson and not worry. We definitely need ranked choice voting.

I swear my Samsung tv did that to me when I walked away from YT last week.

Think Jeopardy.

Was that expensive piece?

Texas recently.

Tom Segura

“Scent maracas.” God I hate that Pandora ad.

Sometimes it’s as small as clean up your work area for the next guy. That’s seen as the extra mile for lazy people.

I see that sometimes when I cough or sneeze too hard.

“Do you even lift bro?”

Drivert in this context has got to be the best trypo.

He’s talking about the physical dollar store ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes

“I’ll never need one.” Until they do.

Too much yayo.