To paraphrase Office Space:
Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
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2·14 days agoShirt
2·23 days agoRemove the water from the bottom of the ocean
2·1 month agoMy great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.
2·2 months agoJordy, you lunkhead!
No W, then?
It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
3·3 months agoUntil something gooier comes along.
(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)
16·4 months agoTo collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.
I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh
The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.
It’s an adjective?
(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)
8·7 months agoIt even embiggens a kwyjibo like me!
(Sadly I am a fat North American ape, but not balding yet)
When did this happen???
6·7 months agoI just read the “Christmas Message” from our CEO, I will paraphrase, “thanks God for sending your son Jesus to save us!” Wish I could quit.
Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!
And the worse my eyes get, the more fun reading becomes!
I’m convinced that this is the Shredder origin story.
“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”