Managed by Teat Rim Leak

No one falling asleep in those conditions

You’ve almost hit the nail on the head too hard for me, Clive

The triumphant return of Left Baka

Probably Leicester overall given their peaks

Good luck to him

Shameless from Cucurella

It’s more annoying that a couple of seasons ago, Martinelli had a goal ruled offside against Brighton because the officials weren’t sure where to draw the line accurately. On-field decision was goal, but was chalked off after a review.

If they couldn’t find conclusive evidence for the offside on this one, why give it?

We’ll shake on it and call that 1-0 for the next meeting

Drury stands, looming over ten Hag (who’s on his knees, head bowed, but glistening in the floodlights).

“You have been torn asunder,” he says.

Alvarez’s acne has cleared up this season, he’s traded it for goals

Rice with another unreal game, he was an essential buy

Well, it’s something. Nice one Dec

I think it’s unfortunate, but a pen

It’s not a dive, he’s got a face in his chest

Fuck off with your begging signs, even giving your son one. Stop televising them