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I’m pretty sure all that paper was put into a bathroom at Mar-a-lago.

My issue isn’t that Trump would be sucking Putin’s dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say “so you want Ukraine? You got it!”

In fact Trump doing this to “get his mic stand up” just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer’s dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls “daddy” tells him he’s been a bad girl and spanks him.

I mean, Putin just calls him pretty and a great leader and then Trump does what Putin wants.

Alas, not on a typewriter… Back to the drawing board!

Maybe he went to a chip factory and had a few legitimate complaints?

“Have you seen these chips they’re making? They’re too small. Too small. Everyone is saying it. You would need too many for them to make a good snack. And they have these tiny, sharp… little sharp metal legs. Someone would choke on them. They didn’t even potatoes there. I asked them, ‘what are you making these chips out of?’ And do you know what the guy said? He said silicone. Who would want to eat something made out of breast implants. It’s disgraceful.”

Weird. That’s not what I’m seeing.

“The version that aired during the ‘60 Minutes’ program on Oct. 6 did not include what the lawsuit calls a ‘word salad’ response from Harris about the Biden administration’s influence on Israel’s conduct of the war.”

I’d imagine Kamala’s worst word salad is better than Trump’s most eloquent statement.

Don’t forget he’s constantly telling people he’ll give them his sperm samples.

Too bad Tesla’s don’t have that. Just cameras and machine learning.

“I have no relationship with [Lev Parnas] any longer,” Giuliani insisted. “He’s a convicted felon.”

Yet Giuliani was at the MSG rally for Trump, a convicted felon. Curious.

Edit: fat fingered Parnas to Parbas

Concord’s getting an episode on Secret Level

He can do it with Stella Immanuel and she can say his bad results are because he sucks Satan off too much or some other BS.

Eh, by the time this goes to trial Trump could be in office. Then, as day one dictator, Trump declarse anyone who helped Ukraine at all are wartime traitors, use the guy’s weird recruiting thing as evidence, and just summarily execute the guy.

Edit: she’s also on the short list to be AG. She may not even be a judge when this goes to trial.

Dude just needs to learn to accept parts of himself so he can be happy spanking his wife in an M&M costume in the privacy of his own home instead of being angry about repressing his fetish.

Blond guy is played by Jeff Bridges.

I think the original article in the Atlantic is worth the read. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/

Surely the side that is telling Israel to “finish the job” won’t aide a genocide!

Here’s a clip from the Trump/Biden debate where Trump either has a REALLY wet fart or shit himself. It’s after he says “it’s too much money.”

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5122399/user-clip-donald-trump-audibly-defecates

You can hear it in this clip as well, but it’s harder over the news music.

https://youtu.be/PhsZofKNVkA?si=bJS6EAnkvlGHQBxa