In 20 years:

Users can no longer upload and YouTube becomes just a CDN for Adsense.

(and the only way to watch old videos is through the Internet Archive)

On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”

(also, instance name checks out)

It’s called a bribe.

The YHVH cosmic canons

Have freedom their code stolen by corps

Lead?

B-But… BIG country! BIG people. BIGLY BIG. It just won’t work. /s

Is it okay for a salesman to jump into your bed along with their 874 partners in exchange for selling you a newspaper?
(NOTE: Ads DON’T HAVE TO be targeted. You can show ads and not track the user.)

It’s almost as if standardization under Systemd can be beneficial. Still, I’m not a fan of the monolithic approach.

In other news: water is wet and trillionaires shouldn’t exist.

Give them an emotional support blåhaj :DD

Metric as in kilometers per hour.

I mean… I used to buy my games from the e-shop and dump them, but now that they killed the second big Sw!tch emulator, I’m not buying stuff from them. P!r@qy from N!nt3ndo is justified.

PreyStation 5

At first I thought it was in metric… Damn you imperial.

Relevant XKCD

Nah. These are way too short.

Alan Turing moment