Mentally ill woman in her late 30s. Quit my jobs with DIDDs to go to work a retail job and go to school.
I’m here to help!
Formerly @kbin.social.
The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than Mr by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!
The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.
“Everybody’s record starts somewhere.” If you’re considering doing something illegal, is this worth starting your record? (It’s also used to dismiss someone getting into trouble for the right reason.)
I’m realizing that my previous one sets a bad tone for this, but I had hippie uncles, and we were all taught, “We do not cooperate with the police.” Some of us were recently reminiscing about one of my dead uncles and said, “We do not-!” And the rest of us said, “-cooperate with the police!”
All the rest of them are your typical American South sayings.
I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.
I always have to justify it about a million games later but it’s my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.
Why does his mustache look like armpit hair?
And I can drive a couple miles to a sign that says “Welcome to Tennessee, Gateway of the Deep South.”
You tell people they’re part of the “upper” south and they’ll set your car on fire.
I feel like this map was designed to piss off everyone.
It’s a lie. I’m sorry.
Some of us have seen all these things already and find these memes delightful.
I’m from the US and this laugh… I really needed it. Thank you.
I don’t love shaming princesses.
Though looking back I don’t think I dressed as one even once.
This one can be attributed to my Dad (who died before I found out). He gave me a banana when I was little, and I said, “I don’t like how these burn.”
He said, “Oh, that’s normal. Eat it anyway. It’s good for you.”
…so we know what side of the family I got it from.
I’ve told this story a lot on Lemmy so if you’ve seen it, just ignore it.
I found out I have oral allergy syndrome when I started getting into making smoothies. I said to my best friend (an autistic gentleman), “I love the potassium and macros on bananas but I just don’t get how yall get past the burning.”
He looks me full in the face and says, “No one burns. Bananas don’t burn. They don’t burn anyone.”
And that is how I found out I’m allergic.
Cold can be painful for those with arthritis.
This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he’ll do his usual routine where he’ll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won’t drop.
He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!
taxed
Now I see why they avoid taxes so hard.
An unemployed baby?
How embarrassing.
This would work. I work in a new grocery store and we have enough to fit… they are barely contained. If there were suddenly more of them I wouldn’t know what to do.
Sounds fair, given the accusation.