Multiple exclamation marks… are a sure sign of a diseased mind.

Terry Pratchett

He really did…

Lol, that about sums up the level of accuracy in DTS.

69 lap race… I guess teams complained they’d start running out of fuel. It is, of course, also a good number.

Even Ham must’ve been slightly tense driving that in the wet…

“terrible luck for Stroll…”

Well, it’s not all due to a lack of luck, is it…

Alright, I stand corrected…

I got my information from the F1 xitter:

I’m with you. Having corn flakes without strawberry jam is unusual, if you ask me.

Slap me like the pig I am… Nooooo, not WITH a pig!

Tapped in a plane, forced to watch Robin expose himself… I bet Batman will be looking for a new sidekick after this one…

Edit: I meant to write trapped, but tapped works too, yeah?

Apparently they can’t fix it in time. Albon is to sit out the race.

Yeah, small dogs can be scary, too.

Yeap, that always work a treat. Good thing we let that Hitler fellow annex Austria, otherwise there might’ve been trouble.

Now’s the time to relaunch the FCUK brand.

“Have I Got News For You… US! I meant news for us!”

How yours truly read the title.

A man on a United Airlines flight repeatedly punched a sleeping passenger on Monday, leaving the man bruised and bloodied

A sleeping passenger, even.

Imagine falling asleep on a flight and when you wake up you’re taking punches to the face.

Republicans saw how much women enjoyed fighting for their freedom and so they decided to throw them back in the ring. /s

“I’m a moron and I want the world to see!”

You probably wouldn’t risk a lot by putting your money on “too young”.

Business up top, party in the back.