Salt is not an optional ingredient.
Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.
Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.
Salt is not an optional ingredient.
Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.
Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.
A good smack upside the head, just because I like you.
One of them has to be pretty small and legless. Having no legs is also a plus.
‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.
Cold, dry air.
Stop eating your Legos.
Palestinians.
Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.
“heirloom gorillas” lol
I wear them on both feet.
I think it’s still in the attic. Now, all I need is a landline.
Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”
Still got to sell it
So you still have it all?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.