The last 2 weeks of nonstop Trump headlines was the nail in the coffin for me.

A third party, eh? Nah, he needs to take over the Democratic Party once and for all.

They should have doubled down on the free lunch and tampon guy instead of celebrating their republican endorsements.

Spanish mathematician! Is this for real?

Your daytime self gets revenge on you by having an even shittier day!

There are only 2 presidential parties in America. Republican and Democrat. Any party that gains traction outside of those two only serves to disrupt one party in favor of the other.

Are there people in favor of a Green Party? Of course. But the Green Party is a scam to get republicans elected.

Trump insisted he won the popular vote in 2016. That was him setting this whole thing up.

FYI, if you see one outlier poll, ignore it. It doesn’t mean anything.

Trust the aggregate and realize there is a margin of error. If you vote, you will be the margin of error.

Don’t Trump call America a garbage can like a couple days before this guy made this joke? It seemed like just an extension of what Trump already said.

Dad: Hi dead, I’m dad🥸

Boomer humor

I definitely don’t think of her as a neoliberal.

Honestly, nobody is the best choice! She’s pretty good!

Could you imagine the shitstorm if Democrats did this?

I never actually saw the ad, but something about the way the dude said “Did you make the right choice?” made me lol.

https://youtu.be/FaCPck2qDhk?si=UDvt5XEP8i35NAeI

Oddly enough, the same people that wouldn’t want a maximum wage also don’t want a minimum wage. Go figure!

A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

On the weekends my blood has a good percentage of potato in it. Though I don’t think that’s as good as potato free blood.

Potatoes, what can’t they do?

I definitely thought things were fucked when I was in my 20s (Bush 2.0 era). Today I blame Reagan, though.